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Base: Cornwall, NY
Date/Time: April 21, 2005
Incident: Recently there have been more posters for missing pets than usual, and not just of cats but of large and potentially dangerous dogs. This I left as nothing until a friend recounted a tale of finding a "crackhead" trying to kill his dog during the night. He said it was probably the worst smelling crackhead he'd ever been around, and he also told me that whoever it was had some kind of disease because it was sporting open wounds. I'm growing suspicious of a possible outbreak and am gathering trusted associates to form a hunting party for said zombies.
Will report more should anything further occur.
Comments from Dr. Pecos: I doubt you have a zombie outbreak on your hands. Zombies generally are not swift enough to capture dogs and cats. In a pinch, vampires will feed on animals, but usually you find that only in rural areas where the supply of humans is limited.