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Santa Rosa Institute Cuts Last Tie to the Past

With the firing of Waxman Himmelburger, the Santa Rosa Institute has cut its last remaining tie to the past. The forced resignation, described as a "retirement" in an Institute press release, is the latest attempt by the Institute to reinvent itself as just another biotechnology company. As part of this campaign, they have been slandering me with accusations of schizophrenia and mental illness.

While Dr. Himmelburger and I had our differences in recent years, he is an esteemed scientist who has looked into the eyes of countless zombies and therefore knows the danger of proceeding recklessly with experiments on vampire and zombie DNA. The Institute is now run entirely by businessmen who have no firsthand knowledge of the horrors of undead plagues. God help us.

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