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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's okay Tron. Apparently Bob can go to the voodoo lady on Wadmalaw Island and get you whatever you need to make the situation better. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to drop Calc 3 Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it should be easy to exact revenge on your ex-girlfriend.
Just post pictures of her on the internet.
That's what everyone else seems to do.
(not me though I am a good breaker upper)


As for the Voodoo dolly just say the word.
We can get one that looks like your Calc. teacher.
Then before you know it she will have a pain in her (you choose the body location) and she won't be able to add two plus two.


About a month ago some looser stole my umbrella at work.
So I got a new one and took it to the Voodoo lady.
She kilt a chiken and hunged it from the handle on my new umbrella.
Now no one will even come in my office for fear of the Voodo.
Of course it smells a bit off in there from that daid chiken but hey it's worth it to know that my umbrella is safe.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually she is a he, but I may have to take you up on the offer.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Filing a perfect cube is deceptively hard. Didn`t think it would take hours if not days of filing.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob wrote:
About a month ago some looser stole my umbrella at work.
So I got a new one and took it to the Voodoo lady.
She kilt a chiken and hunged it from the handle on my new umbrella.
Now no one will even come in my office for fear of the Voodo.
Of course it smells a bit off in there from that daid chiken but hey it's worth it to know that my umbrella is safe.


You must really like your umbrella. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

S.T.A.R.S. Armourer wrote:
Filing a perfect cube is deceptively hard. Didn`t think it would take hours if not days of filing.

For what purpose?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the following Monday I get back to school, my thesis is due at midnight. Two days after, I have a presentation on the UPS strike of the late 90's. Ten minutes long. Two days after that, my thesis oral presentation. Twenty minutes long. The following Monday, I have another ten minute oral presentation on Appearance Based Discrimination. Several days later, finals. Then I get to drive six hours after days of finals to my temporary abode, and begin working. Next two to three weeks is going to be fan-fucking-tastic. Draining is more the word I suppose.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not that I like my umbrella that much it's more that I am mad someone stole my old one.
May they rot in hell...

I once had an entire case of Microsoft Office Professionals disappear out of my office over a weekend.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ihopdemon wrote:
S.T.A.R.S. Armourer wrote:
Filing a perfect cube is deceptively hard. Didn`t think it would take hours if not days of filing.

For what purpose?


To learn how to file with precision.

The cube I'm doing is 1.029" on one side and .990 on the other. I have to get all faces of it to be sharp 90 degrees and the surfaces flat, and the square has to be between .965 and .968" So .003" of play.

Its gonna be a bitch, but theres a reason. Gotta know how to file well. If you think about smoothing out a trigger and how it fits with a sear, thats not a lot of edge there keeping your gun from sending a bullet downrange. Not much room for error. Or fitting a match grade big barrel on a pistol. Gotta open up the bushing. Or cleaning up a dovetail for sights, or a lot of other stuff.

Its just hard Laughing


Bob: Bear traps man. Ya need some good old fashioned illegal leg hold traps for the office.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hipster/hippie/trustifarians downstairs (who once played acustic guitars so badly and loudly at three in the fuckin morning that I had to go down there and tell them to knock it off. The dude who answered was, of course, completely pie eyed and filled with horror by my confrontation) started playing music that had a huge backbeat and a shrill, overlying, sound which I originally thought was water falling on a piece of corregated tin.

In my jacked up on coffee state I have found this so unnerving that I considered getting a pistol and keeping it next to me. Seriously, it sounded almost preternatural.

Ah, condo life.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

westsidewolf wrote:
I have found this so unnerving that I considered getting a pistol and keeping it next to me.


Wait... you don't do this already?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me

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I considered getting a pistol and keeping it next to me.


Sgt. W

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Wait... you don't do this already?


It was in the other room. Usually Im OK if I can get to it in less than three seconds if I were to hear someone fucking with the door. Then again usually my neighbors arent playing the music of Erich Zann.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

S.T.A.R.S. Armourer wrote:
Ihopdemon wrote:
S.T.A.R.S. Armourer wrote:
Filing a perfect cube is deceptively hard. Didn`t think it would take hours if not days of filing.

For what purpose?


To learn how to file with precision.

The cube I'm doing is 1.029" on one side and .990 on the other. I have to get all faces of it to be sharp 90 degrees and the surfaces flat, and the square has to be between .965 and .968" So .003" of play.

Its gonna be a bitch, but theres a reason. Gotta know how to file well. If you think about smoothing out a trigger and how it fits with a sear, thats not a lot of edge there keeping your gun from sending a bullet downrange. Not much room for error. Or fitting a match grade big barrel on a pistol. Gotta open up the bushing. Or cleaning up a dovetail for sights, or a lot of other stuff.

Its just hard Laughing


Bob: Bear traps man. Ya need some good old fashioned illegal leg hold traps for the office.

Ah, that makes sense. Well good luck w/ that.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sleep dep. makes me a different beast! More reckless, dangerous, rebellious, and spontanious. Like a different state of being. Can be kind of a cool power, but I don't really like feeling more and more like a zombie as the day goes on.
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