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Magnus · Zombie Chow Joined: 02 Nov 2009 Posts: 2

I began reading the Vampire chronicals by Anne Rice, and a few years ago I read the Cirque Du Freak series by Darren Shan. After beginning reading the Vampire Chronicles, I became intrigued.
Behind every lie and/or myth there is a truth, so I decided I wished to learn about the truth behind the existance of vampires. Many different cultures around the world have had different experiences of creatures who suck blood, and to have the same myths in many different cultures who have never come in contact with each other raises questions.

I stumbled upon the website www.Haemavore.org upon my searches, which contains the so-called facts about "real" vampires. On the leave-a-comment section of the website, I met a person who said the website was filled with evil and lies, and to anybody who wished to learn the truth, they provided a link to another website which was a private chat in which I spoke to numerous people who claimed to understand REAL vampires and their place on the earth today.

Being logical, and open-minded, I wished to learn about the supposed-truth.

From the information I was provided, here is what I learned about the existance of REAL vampires in the world today (by no means is this meant for fun or entertainment such as the fvza website provides, but facts I have attempted to gain from numerous "primary sources" that contain the information based upon the REAL vampire):

- Vampires do not live forever and are not immortal, or "Undead" (they are living creatures such as you and I, and are nearly humanoid).

-A stake through the heart will most likely kill a vampire, though it will most likely kill a regular human, just as a bullet to the head (etc.) will.

-DEFINE VAMPIRE: A humanoid creature who requires "life-force" from other living beings in order to obtain the nutrition that a "normal" human being would obtain from eating standard food (meat, fruits, veggies, etc.) and/or drinking water/juice.

-A vampire who does not feed on the life-force of others as opposed to "normal" food, will be unhealthy and naturally uncapable of doing things that a perfectly healthy human (or vampire, for that matter)
is capable of.

-There are supposedly at LEAST two types of Vampires: Psi-Vampires (vampires who drain life-force from others psychologically and/or mentally, whether sub-conciously or not), and Sanguinarian Vampires (vampires who feed on the blood of other living beings, who believe that the blood contains the life-force which they need to survive healthily).

-"Real vampires" do not have any super-natural "super-powers", though a "real vampire" could be naturally stronger/faster/have better reflexes than your average human beings (i.e. a human who trains and works out his physical abilities would basically equal the strength and/or speed of a vampire who required no working-out or physical training.

-"Vampires" are not evil or kill normal humans, though they are capable of doing so just as much as another "normal" human is. Unfortunately, there are apparently some vampires who feed violently upon human beings unwillingly, though most "vampires" try to maintain a sense of good by drinking from willing donors.

-Assuming all this is fact, almost all the time vampires are born vampires, and normal humans cannot be turned into a vampire [though depending on who you talk to, some say it is possible to be turned, others say it can only be done by certain vampires (i.e. ageless vampires, which are supposedly the original vampires of the world, whom are truly immortal and have lived for centuries, or even milleniums), and others who say that being turned from human to vampire is 100% impossible].

-Oh, and "real vampires" don't really have fucking fangs.

Though I am not sure that REAL vampires truly exist, the "true facts" that are supposed to explain their existance and REAL place in the world cannot be disproved scientifically or even logically, therefore the existance of such creatures is 100% possible, and I honestly believe in these vampires.
I do not believe that the idea of a vampire was created purely out of imagination, because "vampires" are involved in so many different cultures around the world who have had no contact with each other. Because of this, I believe there must be some sort of "logical" truth behind the vampire legend, and the information I have been told and I have shared with all of you is perfectly reasonable.

Two good links I can think of:
http://vampirewebsite.net/index.html

http://www.lesvampires.org/

Please share your thoughts and ideas.

Judge_Khan · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:13 am Post subject:

I found the title of the site 'Les Vampires' somewhat misleading.

Also, until *anything* remotely supernatural or mythological in nature proves to be real (which so far, nothing has) then the existence of creatures that feed off 'energy fields' and 'life force' is suspect at the very best.
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Your Rapier Wit · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject:

I'd be more willing to believe in the psi vamp ideaology. I know people give off energy. I can feel it tangibly sometimes. Some say its the group mentality, or whatever its called. I believe that I am an empath. I can feel other peoples emotional energy. It can do things to me, and unfortunately in the past few years, my ability to feel things sometimes have waned, and I have a few ideas why. If people wer e nervous around me, I sometimes would feel it, or if they were angry or such it would make me uncomfortable. I could just feel it in my gut sometimes or it would make me have a kind of nervous twitch. When people were happy around me though, and I could feel it, I would get a lot more energetic. I don't think Im a vampire though. But I also believe anything is possible.
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anthropomorphic skitzo · Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject:

good read. good facts.

but to me that's not a vampire. that's just humans trying to make themselves fit into a vampire classification. they know they don't have eternal life so they say vampires don't. they know that they don't have any supernatural powers and so they say vampires don't. then they rack their brains trying to figure out something that they can claim makes them different from the average human... something that can't be disproved, so that they don't feel so average.

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When I was in Salem I got some stuff called "Vampire Slayer" in Laurie Cabort's store www.lauriecabot.com/ (for those of you who don't know of her she's the "Official Witch of Salem," is an ordained High Priestess descended from Celtic ancestry) it a powder that supposedly protects you from PsiVampires, i'll have to take a picture when I get home today and post it for you all, not sure how I feel about Psi-Vamps, but buying a product to keep vamps away gave me a chuckle
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anthropomorphic skitzo · Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:24 pm Post subject:

I don't know southern guy... though there's no flaw in that explanation I have to defend YRW's claim through telling you about my own. Which apparently differs from his, but none the less is connected or... 'in the same ball park'.

I can read a person based off their 'emotional energy'. It gives me an insight to their character. I've ignored this ability til recently. I've learned to trust it and that it is not just my conscience calculating their behavior and creating a hypothesis, but that this is an actual feeling. Sort of like when Spiderman (ya I know bare with me) says his "spidy senses" are tingling. It's a vibe I get from someone and this is not unheard of so I'm sure anyone is capable of the same ability.
However, some people are blank. If they aren't feeling anything inside then I can't read them. But if they have something on their mind and they produce an emotion linked to their thoughts, I can tell you what they're thinking, feeling, or what they've done (if its in that moment but not something from a while back) or are about to do. Majority of the time their present mood will be jolted into me and will effect me like YRW described his deal above. I've learned how to make my own mood over power theirs (for lack of better words) so that I don't have to feel what they do if I don't want it. You know how if a person is feeling down it brings you down too? Or if someone is jittery, or wound up, or hyper, it effects your mood too? We're all capable of this empathy thing but some are more aware to it then others I guess. Then there's the other thing I was describing. About being able to read a person's character by using this empath ability. For example, some people give off a dangerous vibe, sends a message to me that I need to stir clear of them because they are fucked in the head. Those type of people I can't shake, I have to just leave the area that they're in if I don't want that feeling inside me. Or sometimes, and not often, I can be out somewhere and a sudden rush of fear flows through me for a sec, like a warning about something or some one. I try to rap up whatever I'm doing at that moment just in case it really is my gut trying to warn me about something. Every time I've ever ignored a feeling, it didn't work out for the best.

Once in a while, like maybe 2 or 3 times in a year at most, suddenly a sickening, disturbing, feeling runs through my heart and my stomach and I just know something awful is happening but I don't know where or to whom. I hate that feeling most of all cause I can't do anything about it or make it go away.

Anyway, excluding the last one, these are things I've heard of people experiencing before. I think we are all able to give off as well as receive such vibes and consume others emotions etc. I think it's part of the human and animal biology.
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Southern_guy · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:58 am Post subject:

Interesting...have you had any bad experiences happen to you or a friend after you have had the awful feeling, or a major catastrophe occur?

anthropomorphic skitzo · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:08 am Post subject:

Not that I can recall. I suppose it'll always be something I don't understand. It's just an awful feeling that I can't fully describe.

Bad things never sieze and so i say it's impossible to later pin point which event triggered the feeling.
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Your Rapier Wit · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:30 am Post subject:

I can say that I have. I have had some family members pass away on me. I mean we knew it was getting close, but I just had bad feelings and moments later, I got phone calls. I could tell when my papa was around too as a spirit. A few nights after he passed I felt him, he was standing over me. My aunt who has a stronger sense, and some wierd frickin abilities too said she felt him. My grandmother did, my little cousin Kobe is afraid to sleep in his room. Not unusual for a kid, but at seven years old, he tells you that he sees papa in his room sometimes, yea. I know my house has spirits, it always has, ever since I was kid, not to mention one time at age 17, I got the shit scared out of me.

Sitting in the living room, with my grandfather, and my little cousin, Im on the phone, eating some corn pops, I remember exactly what I was eating. I was talkin to some dumb girl, and hung up. It was the one night that my uncle and all my aunts went out to the bars, and my uncle never goes out. So the house is just us. As Im gettin ready to get up and put my bowl in the sink, I hear someone walking around upstairs. No one is around. Its not the house creaking, because I know when its creaking. Lived there most of my life. Someone walks from the bathroom, to my room, then halfway down the stairs. My gramp had alzheimers, and my cousin was asleep. I was scared outa my mind. Called my gram and told her, to which she just said I was bein a baby. Scared the crap out of me.

My aunt however, she sees things in her dreams, and she sees things too, but thats for a different thread. Some freaky stuff too. It could however just be a scientific way of reading biochemistry or something of the nature. Who knows?
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anthropomorphic skitzo · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject:

my aunt claims to be psychic and her sister, which is my mom, has often seen things in her dreams then in actuality they would happen. I remember this one event that she told me of. She described a wreck between two cars. The details are fuzzy now, but it was something about one car being upside down and another hanging off of a steep drop off... like a cliff I guess. She told me and her husband whom she was married to at the time. Then on her way to work I think, while she was driving down the road, she called her husband all freaked out because she had seen the wrecked from her dream. She had to pull over to the side of the road for a breather cause she was so shocked and I suppose horrified too.

only difference was that in the dream, it was she and I in the car that dangled from the steep drop off. In the dream she held my hand and kept saying 'pumkin I love you.'

I use to have horrible dreams about people I didn't know. Horrible things would happen to these families and to teens or children at school. These dreams were re-occuring and every time I woke up from these dreams, I'd fall back asleep and the dream would pick up right where it left off. I hated it and would pray that I'd stop seeing those kind of things. Told God I was affraid to sleep. Now I don't have them. I'm thankful too. I don't want a 'gift' like that. I'd rather be oblivious than to know such stomach churning things.

There's more I could say. More on family having related to this too. But like YRW pointed out, these things should probably be better suited in another thread.
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anthropomorphic skitzo · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:16 pm Post subject:

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Vampyre13 · Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject:

Sheriff Vamp here.

Just curious there... Unbeholden.
How it is you've been a member since ..well.. today... yet
have already obtained Scourge post status with over 16 million posts?
Confused

With only 2 searchable. (when i checked)

Guess you students down under there are getting smarter at hacking forum boards and accounts from the west side of the continent.?

Hrm.. interesting indeed.
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