The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

RedJacketMan · Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject:

Yeesh, people go overboard with the vampire fanatisism (not sure if thats a word...)

@ Judge: Whew, thats a relief!
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bloxvf · Cadet Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 100 Location: Kxkshab

A Drunk “Vampire”

According to this Fox 8 News article, an intoxicated 21 year-old college student tried to break into a drug store. When arrested, he claimed to be a 100 year-old vampire, threatening to suck an officer’s blood, and kill both him and his family. At the station, he threatened to eat a female officer’s kidney. He’s pleaded not guilty to charges of breaking and entering, disorderly conduct, and intimidation.

I wonder what his defense could be Question

S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

We had a hose at the station for characters like him. Laughing

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that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

CavWarrior · Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:19 pm Post subject:

Some people really deserve a good beat down.
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RedJacketMan · Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:03 pm Post subject:

Too bad you can't get away with it, though.
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bloxvf · Cadet Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 100 Location: Kxkshab

”Vampires” Attack Flirtatious New Zealander

According to these Sun and ABC News articles, 3 “vampires” attacked a man trying to flirt with one of their girlfriends at a party. All 3 bit the victim’s neck and 2 drank his blood, causing him to become unconscious.

One of the 3 admitted that he had bitten the victim, but denied he was a vampire or that he drank blood, “That wasn't me. Do I look like a vampire? I'm out during the day time.“ If true, does that make him a quasi, fledgling or pseudo “vampire” Question

Vampyre13 · Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:26 am Post subject:

No ... that makes him Grade A fuck-tard.
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S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

Vigorous boot to mouth counselling therapy. If they survive they might be reformed.

If they don't, well...thought they were vamps, they ain't supposed to die from gettin bootfucked are they?
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And it's on through the night
and I know deep inside
that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

bloxvf · Cadet Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 100 Location: Kxkshab

Another New Zealand Vampire Attack

This time it happened in a clearing outside Wellington, according to New Zealand Stuff. After an evening of drinking, the male victim was placed in a choke hold while 2 “vampires” sucked his blood, biting him in the forearm, torso and neck until he lost consciousness. The group walked back to town when the victim awoke.

The victim recalled “I thought the life was leaving me . . . As a result of the incident I was completely thrown and it completely changed the way I feel about things and look at the world.”

Soon New Zealand’s judicial system will change how the 2 vamps, along with their 19-year old girlfriend, look at the world.

Are the perpetrators vampires who are drunk or drunks who think they’re vampires? One thing is certain: blood and alcohol don’t mix–except perhaps in New Zealand.