Famous Cases | Historical Tales | Vampires | Zombies
Base: Ajax, Ontario
Date/Time: May 21, 2005/0230 hours
Incident: Recently I entered a night club and found myself in the middle of a vampire club. I didn't do anything at first, but I soon headed into the bathroom. I was calling for backup when a vampire came in and tried to bite me. I punched him in the face and then I smashed his face into the mirror. The broken glass was all over the floor. I grabbed a piece of glass and stabbed that suckface.
I ran out of the bathroom to find bodies everywhere. Out of at least 50 people only one was still alive, but she was bitten. I have taken her back to base. At base camp she will be able to heal from the bite and not change into a vamp.
This girl has strange markings on her torso. They look like part of a prophecy.
I'll find out who is behind this club.
Comments from Dr. Pecos: This report is sorely lacking in detail. What was the name of the club? The location? How did you know it was a vampire club? If you knew, why not leave immediately instead of going to the bathroom? How did all these people die when you were in the bathroom? What kind of markings did the bite victim have? Please provide details when submitting a report. And incidentally, if you were unfortunate enough to walk into a vampire club, you would not walk out again, and your body, or what was left of it, would never be found.